... when you log into your page, see the number of deviations waiting for you and yell "SHIT!"

In a library computer lab.

They're looking at me funny now.

I'm still not dead, obviously. Just looking for work. And wondering if I shouldn't be wishing for a necrotized state. (Anyone out there in the market for a part-time copywriter? I'm slightly used, but I come with no funny smells and I turn work in on time....)

My computer died three weeks ago. Hence the computer lab, and hence the obscenities on reopening my account. Despite the lack of updates, I've been making an effort to at least check in and check out the incoming deviations. That makes me happy and keeps me in the loop on what everyone is doing.

Well, it keeps me happy when the number doesn't go above 500. I mean, Jesus.